Quotes from the night:
"Happy New Year. Stephanie is my co-maid of honor. Peace out, bi-atch."
"Don't ask Chris to get undressed. It's not that he looks bad, but he is wearing argyle socks."
Someone explaining to Steph how to blow the party horns: "Stephanie, don't just blow the horn, seduce the horn."
Stephanie: "Is this why I don't have a boyfriend?"
And the first Darwin Award of 2006: On the drive back to San Antonio on New Year's Day, I saw a bumper sticker modeled after the yellow "Support Our Troops" ribbon. But this one has marijuana plants on it and says "Support My Habit". Now if that isn't begging for probable cause to have his car searched, I don't know what is!
See the full New Year's Eve party album here.